Once upon a time

There was a princess. Her was making a map and her went in bed and her got out of her bed and her went out house. Her was looking for pears. Her was looking for bears. Her was going back home and her was eating a pear! And that bear ate her pear and the pear was in the bear's tummy and the bear took her pear and her didn't like it and her was looking for more pears. Her was looking for a prince and now her went out of the castle and looked for more pears and a bear came and ate her pears and her went back and her found more pears on a tree and her couldn't climb on a tree or her mommy and daddy would come get them and then her jumped very high and her wacked that bear on the face. Her was going back to the castle and then her found another princess was beautiful and her was named Herla!

This story was dictated by Auria herself. I hope you all enjoy it.

Auria Style

I've got my own sense of style. You either like it or you don't. Most like it, just so you know. I like my hats floppy and my shoes flashy. Socks should be at least to the top of your calves if you're doing it right. This works no matter what you're wearing.

The floppy hat protects my identity from people walking by.
This is how one properly matches socks and shoes. They should NEVER be the same color.

This "belt" is actually a pajama shirt that I found fits around my waist quite nicely after a little forceful coercion. Aleric is putting his foot into the scene but feel free to ignore him. I'm sure he'll steal your attention on his own blog. This one is mine.
Well, that's all the main points. I'm sure I'll come up with some more tips for you all later but it will take you a while to master these ones anyways. Until then, enjoy the looks you get from the people around you, they're just jealous.

Rockin' the Princess Dress

I got a new princess dress from mommy's mommy in the mail for my birthday. By combining it with the new shoes and hat mommy got me, I invented a new style. Princess Rock!

When I B' Working Out

Mommy has been especially motivated lately and we've been running a lot, followed my groaning a lot as someone on the TV makes Mommy do things she apparently doesn't want to do. These things look fun to me and Auria (Translation:Aleric) though, so we do them just for fun and to keep them motivated!

Costumes!!

Halloween is coming up fast. In preparation, Mommy had us all try on our costumes. I ran away before getting mine on because Mommy made the mistake of putting my boots on first, and these boots are made from RUNNING!!! Actually, I just didn't want Mommy to take my picture yet because I didn't have my whole costume on.

Here I am!! I'm Jessy from Toy Story! Aleric is the green man, though I'm not sure if he's that one I've seen on green been cans or if he's an army man. The cutest little space man to ever save the galaxy is Avynn, my baby brother. :)

Here he is taking down Aleric using moves I taught him. I approve of this action. He is doing a good job of pulling him off balance for the take down.


Have I ever mentioned that I have the coolest Mommy ever? She is the one who found these sweet boots and this awesome cowgirl outfit. She even took the time to make my hair pretty.

Video Games and Overalls

So this post is about video games and overalls, but I think I forgot to mention my pigtails. They are pretty awesome too. At least as awesome as those other things.

I am still working on getting the tongue sticking figured out. I can make it stick out but not with nearly as much attitude as Mommy manages.
This is my sarcasm face. I don't understand how to use with words yet, but the face is potent enough alone.
Look, I am learning the "Leave me alone, I'm playing Halo" face from Daddy!
See, here he is setting a fine example of modern man for me to learn from.

Just Because

One can never have too many pictures of me being cute. This is another couple that you can add to your stash I know you all keep on your desktops. I think I might try to convince Mommy to trim my hair though, it's starting to block my eyes.