Last Night

I was resting. Everything was peaceful. Judging by the rhythm of Mommy's heart beat, she was sleeping. So I thought to myself, if Mommy's sleeping, now is the perfect time to get in some exercise! So ~StreEEEeeeetch~ with my left leg. ~StreEEEeeeetch~ with my right leg. I mean, I don't want to get a cramp. ~Jump~!~Jump~! Alright, legs are working. ~Uppercut jab~ to the Mommy's bladder (remember, I'm kinda upside down)... Ah man! I woke her up! ~Whooosssh~! ~Slosh~, ~Slosh~! She's walking now. I guess I'd better not punch that again, it seems that Mommy doesn't like it much. Gotta go for now. I'll catch you all later.